Oh no, my 23andMe!
By, Adoph “Nightwing” Hilter

Oh no, My 23andMe!
Please don’t make me
get an IRB.
If only everyone would forget about me
and not link my wikipedia entry
and call each other “Nazi”
in every popular book about genomics, there is me
in every talk about medical research you dislike, “you Nazi!”
because whatever minor procedural bureaucratic violation with which you disagree
is just like torturing millions of people
and here I brood in my nihilistic eternity

My Mood: Angsty
What I’m doing right now: Definitely not getting an IRB! YOUR NOT INVITED TO MY SPIT PARTYS STEVE!!!!!!1